Coquina Daily

Saturday, May 31, 2008

Archery

Extremely accurate archery - I wouldn't have thought it possible except by accident.

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Baseball Tennis

This requires accuracy as well.

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Army tank veteran

The caption accompanying these photos stated this gentleman is a World War Two veteran of the Russian army. He came upon this tank on display as a monument in a small town and realized it was the vehicle in which he spent his war years.   link

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Joke -

A wealthy old Gentleman decides to go on a hunting safari in
Africa, taking his faithful, elderly German Shepherd along for the
trip.

One day the old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before
long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard
heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.

The old German Shepherd thinks, 'Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!'
Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down
to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as
the leopard is about to leap, the old German Shepherd exclaims
loudly, 'Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder, if there are
any more around here?'

Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a
look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees.
'Whew!' says the leopard, 'That was close! That old German Shepherd
nearly had me!'

Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a
nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade
it for protection from the leopard. So, off he goes, but the old
German Shepherd sees him heading after the leopard with great speed,
and figures that something must be up.

The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and
strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.

The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, 'Here,
monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving
canine!

Now, the old German Shepherd sees the leopard coming with the
monkey on his back and thinks, 'What am I going to do now?', but
instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers,
pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close
enough to hear, the old German Shepherd says... 'Where's that darn
monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!

Moral of this story...
Don't mess with the old dogs.

submitted by Ron

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Dart Tournament - If you are attending the dart tournament today, I would be happy to have photos to include on this webpage. Take along your digital camera and I will show your pictures here. Thanks

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Today's Activities Schedule

Dart Tournament
7:45 & 8:45 Aqua Aerobics

Tomorrow's Activities Schedule

1:00 Madhatters
5:00 BYOB Social
7:00 Clubhouse Bunco

See the complete calendar

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Click once a day to help feed rescue animals.

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Coquina Daily Cat

talia the kitty by Emilie Eagan - link

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Coquina Daily Dog

Meet Lilly by Renejo - link

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Sunset

sunset in Key West by Jan Morris - link